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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>The Sarcastic Dharma Society</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thesarcasticdharmasociety)</generator><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/</link><item><title>kitty wandered off last night. and it’s raining and i...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F27112391&amp;liking=false&amp;sharing=false&amp;origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;kitty wandered off last night. and it’s raining and i haven’t been able to find her. and i’m worried about her.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/51022020891</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/51022020891</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:45:21 -0700</pubDate><category>lost cat</category><category>Advance Base</category><category>casiotone for the painfully alone</category></item><item><title>@iisundowningii ran out of chicken, now eating people....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38be15ef85e0b4f2f71638f451b06ae2/tumblr_mn4urpAiUP1qa7eafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@iisundowningii ran out of chicken, now eating people. #meatandmurder #ducklittlebrotherduck&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50970564835</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50970564835</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:19:01 -0700</pubDate><category>meatandmurder</category><category>ducklittlebrotherduck</category></item><item><title>@iisundowningii still excited.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98a4f021ed753592b2b66fed0f346978/tumblr_mn4sfu2Jam1qa7eafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@iisundowningii still excited.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50967643626</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50967643626</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:28:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>@iisundowningii is excited about chicken.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38c2e38288406edc94e24f124d7059d6/tumblr_mn4saiWcgp1qa7eafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@iisundowningii is excited about chicken.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50967441711</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50967441711</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:25:30 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>@emzorz will cut you with knives.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88673449c66e2a99b98883e731ba0495/tumblr_mn2ih6UWp61qa7eafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@emzorz will cut you with knives.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50859633859</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50859633859</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:58:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Tumblr And Yahoo: Latest Details On The Imminent Deal</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2013/05/18/tumblr-and-yahoo-latest-details-on-the-imminent-deal/"&gt;Tumblr And Yahoo: Latest Details On The Imminent Deal&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"&gt;Yahoo’s board will meet Sunday to vote on a $1.1 billion offer the company has put forth for Tumblr, the six-year-old social blogging platform.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yahoo is buying tumblr? whuoh. sketch. thoughts?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50852765324</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50852765324</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:30:13 -0700</pubDate><category>tumblr</category><category>yahoo!</category><category>yahoo</category><category>dollardollarbills</category></item><item><title>Yessss! #winning #houseofpain</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4888b3e9df10aa834505abe2bc8145ff/tumblr_mn0zyypUFl1qa7eafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yessss! #winning #houseofpain&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50782894766</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50782894766</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:20:58 -0700</pubDate><category>houseofpain</category><category>winning</category></item><item><title>Kelli Schaefer“Better Idea”
breath = taken.
also...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/p133ZhGS2tE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kelli Schaefer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Better Idea”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;breath = taken.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;also she’s got a new EP coming out this month. way excited.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50781266537</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50781266537</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 19:58:04 -0700</pubDate><category>kelli schaefer</category><category>Portland OR</category><category>portland</category></item><item><title>hey, cutie! do you have posted where/when you will be playing this summer anywhere?? There's a chance I might be coming up to Portland and I would just be so sad if you were playing while I was up there and I missed it!! xx</title><description>&lt;p&gt;oh hai. i don’t have any shows set up right now, but i’ll be sure to keep the facebook page, as well as the “shows” tab of this blog, up to date if and when i know what is happening. hope it works out and you can come say hi and stuff.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;love,&lt;br/&gt;-mat&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50757646958</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50757646958</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:11:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>#portland beating #australia 305-124 #rollerderby...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0d3bd8276eb4ffe026d578cec34beba/tumblr_mmzflhuk0r1qa7eafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#portland beating #australia 305-124 #rollerderby #rosecityrollers #wheelsofjustice #woj #theblastunicorn&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50713064485</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50713064485</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 00:03:16 -0700</pubDate><category>rollerderby</category><category>australia</category><category>rosecityrollers</category><category>woj</category><category>theblastunicorn</category><category>wheelsofjustice</category><category>portland</category></item><item><title>Bao Zhong in a train car? #yesplease</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7904b0ad3e5860def7e5db566d427dbd/tumblr_mmzews5BbK1qa7eafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bao Zhong in a train car? #yesplease&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50712524957</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50712524957</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:48:27 -0700</pubDate><category>yesplease</category></item><item><title>Laika has the coolest little things.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/69f8536b68150175b39feb868fd8b00e/tumblr_mmyvlfkp1h1qa7eafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Laika has the coolest little things.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50686790179</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50686790179</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:51:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Tony and Kyle have combined letters. They are rule breaking...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e38a6ae8fab7dd3d3ddf75868054ce17/tumblr_mmxtryazTb1qa7eafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tony and Kyle have combined letters. They are rule breaking hooligans. Shameless scoundrels I say.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50643858571</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50643858571</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 03:14:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Sarcastic Dharma Society“Shit On My Heart” (by...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50614082250" src="http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50614082250/audio_player_iframe/thesarcasticdharmasociety/tumblr_mmvzj24ouF1qgxoy3?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthesarcasticdharmasociety%2F50614082250%2Ftumblr_mmvzj24ouF1qgxoy3" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Sarcastic Dharma Society&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Shit On My Heart” (by Meyercord)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.bandcamp.com/album/other-peoples-songs-volume-one"&gt;Other People’s Songs (Volume One)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;full album download/stream: &lt;a href="http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.bandcamp.com/album/other-peoples-songs-volume-one"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seaeff.tumblr.com/post/50568581874/forget-how-relevant-this-is-always"&gt;seaeff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;forget how relevant this is always&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sad faces.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50614082250</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50614082250</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 17:20:48 -0700</pubDate><category>The Sarcastic Dharma Society</category><category>meyercord</category></item><item><title>Typhoon“Dreams Of Cannibalism”
new song today from...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F91903093&amp;liking=false&amp;sharing=false&amp;origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Typhoon&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Dreams Of Cannibalism”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;new song today from the typhoon dudes. killing it hard as per usual. pretty good chance you’re gonna like this song.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50377784535</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50377784535</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 16:40:10 -0700</pubDate><category>Typhoon</category><category>Portland OR</category><category>portland</category></item><item><title>Rihanna“Stay”
i feel like i might be a little bit...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JF8BRvqGCNs?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rihanna&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Stay”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i feel like i might be a little bit late to the party, but i heard this song a couple weeks ago and it’s been stuck in my head since. way fantastic.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“the reason i hold on, is i need this hole gone”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;best line i’ve heard in days.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50364157878</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50364157878</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 13:41:15 -0700</pubDate><category>rihanna</category><category>mikky ekko</category></item><item><title>instagram is for cats, yeah? am i doing this right? follow me...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bedf7e67acde95d8b771b2d7f2d0241b/tumblr_mmpqnes4Gr1qa7eafo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;instagram is for cats, yeah? am i doing this right? follow me @sarcasticdharma&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50307188774</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50307188774</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 18:26:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Shelby Sifers and The Sarcastic Dharma Society“Roll To Me...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50183022073" src="http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50183022073/audio_player_iframe/thesarcasticdharmasociety/tumblr_mmn20wYXmu1qa7eaf?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthesarcasticdharmasociety%2F50183022073%2Ftumblr_mmn20wYXmu1qa7eaf" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Shelby Sifers and The Sarcastic Dharma Society&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Roll To Me (Del Amitri cover)”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i was going through a bunch of old recordings this week and came across what i believe is referred to as a “gem”. we did this some time in 2008, sitting in a little circle around a field recorder thing in my parents’ living room, and that’s my dad playing mandolin, mom playing violin, with shelby and i each playing a guitar and singing words. wish we had done more like this. &lt;span&gt;i think it’s really special.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-mat&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50183022073</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/50183022073</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 11:20:22 -0700</pubDate><category>Shelby Sifers</category><category>The Sarcastic Dharma Society</category><category>cllct</category><category>del amitri</category><category>cover songs</category><category>90s</category></item><item><title>The Sarcastic Dharma SocietySong For A Friend (by Kelli...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49712947563" src="http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/49712947563/audio_player_iframe/thesarcasticdharmasociety/tumblr_mmcdhkVRFt1qa7eaf?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthesarcasticdharmasociety%2F49712947563%2Ftumblr_mmcdhkVRFt1qa7eaf" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Sarcastic Dharma Society&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Song For A Friend (by Kelli Schaefer)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Other People’s Songs (Volume Two)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“there are so very few appropriate words&lt;br/&gt;and everything that i try to say ends up coming out absurd.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/49712947563</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/49712947563</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 13:12:55 -0700</pubDate><category>The Sarcastic Dharma Society</category><category>kelli schaefer</category><category>music</category><category>cover songs</category></item><item><title>viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65102146" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://viewtoakel.tumblr.com/post/49401278028/cleapow-girl-non-grata-husband-animates-joke"&gt;viewtoakel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cleapow.tumblr.com/post/49400302430/girl-non-grata-husband-animates-joke-about"&gt;cleapow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girl-non-grata.tumblr.com/post/49399793528/husband-animates-joke-about-tortilla-chips-told-by"&gt;girl-non-grata&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I snorted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i loled pretty hard.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/49423491509</link><guid>http://thesarcasticdharmasociety.com/post/49423491509</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 23:44:17 -0700</pubDate><category>animation</category><category>lol</category><category>puns</category></item></channel></rss>
